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Bring on the Snarky Narrator

These are books that are so much fun your child won't even think about putting them down!

Ok, who doesn't get a kick out of a snarky narrator? You know the ones. They remind you that they are doing you a favor by simply existing in the book you are reading. They cry aghast at having to explain to you one more time why the main character must run away from the evil, bone-crushing monster that is terrorizing the innocent and hard-working townspeople.  They remind you how intellectually stunted you are by defining words you probably already know, and by "stunted" I mean small, undersized or diminutive.


But without a doubt, these narrators are wonderful characters that add a certain snide charm to any book and create some laugh-out-loud moments for your children. So bring on the snarky narrator and provide your kids with books they won't want to put down.

Title:    Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World 

Author: Scott Seegert 

Target: Grades 3-6 

Series:  Yes 

What this book is about:

This book is handbook written in the voice of Vordak the Incomprehensible.  Keep in mind that he is an arrogant villain, whose tongue-in-cheek guide to ruling the world should be taken to the letter. From creating your evil name, picking out your super villain costume, finding your lair, to talking to your arch nemesis in cliches, he has the perfect advice for ruling the world! 

Why I love it:

This book is just plain funny.  I never stopped smiling while reading it, and I had to wait my turn; my kids wouldn’t give it up. Vordak is the perfect voice, with his diabolical plans given in the form of serious wisdom! The jokes are a bit repetitious, but I do have to say that they get funnier as the book goes on and remain clever to the end. Of course you have to love the irony that despite his egotism, Vordak is a completely unsuccessful villain. 

Who this book is for:

Kids who liked Diary of a Wimpy Kid will enjoy this book. Lots of graphics and silly laughs. Great for reluctant readers because of the handbook format. 

Final thoughts:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! (my evil laugh)  Once your kids get their hands on this book, beware!

To see my full selection of books featuring acerbic narrators, visit my blog at www.onegreatbook.com

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Joan J. Strong May 22, 2013 at 11:21 am
Corrections: 1. Straw man attack: nobody is blaming BCS for district-wide growth. Nobody. 2. BCSRead More does not get "half the funding" of LASD. BCS gets about 6500 and LASD gets about 9500. The BCS program for typical children costs about twice as much as the comparable LASD program. BCS is simple an expensive hybrid public/private school, nothing more. 3. Mr. Roode pointed out that there are about 100 or so special ed. students at LASD (I cannot verify this but it seems very low). LASD calls out an annual expense of $7.5 million for special ed. meaning each of these students cost LASD $75,000, not $1,000 as he implied. 4. The law and the courts have ALREADY compelled LASD to give reasonably equivalent facilities and they have. BCS has a lower student/teacher ratio meaning that they have more classrooms for the same number of kids. This is not, legally speaking, LASD's problem. 5. Mr. Roode has yet to explain how the Covington campus could be 16 acres. Further, he continues to spread the fallacy that campuses ACREAGE is even remotely relevant to its student capacity. Campuses are limited by their location and traffic, not how many acres of grass there is in the back. 6. Were it not for BCS, we would have passed a bond in the last election, as the polling shows. BCS litigation has ripped our community apart and has left it with a mountain to climb when it comes to operating in a normal fashion.
L.A. Chung (Editor) May 22, 2013 at 10:37 am
@David R. I think Homestead uses EarthCare Recycling, based on its April 6 E-Waste collection dayRead More publicity (http://bit.ly/10mIV14) : www.earthcarerecycling.com "Recycle FREE your old electronic equipment - working or not! Anything with a plug or PC board inside. Also accepted are non-household batteries, VHS tapes and other media, and scrap metal. Visit www.earthcarerecycling.com for a list of accepted items. "
David R. May 21, 2013 at 10:26 pm
What kind of bins are there? Do you take used CDROMs? How about VHS tapes? Cables and wire?
David R. May 20, 2013 at 01:18 pm
I saw a public report that said most of the discussion related to carpooling and so forth, sinceRead More Blach is separated so much from the rest of the school. You know, things like dropping off both kids at Egan, and then a group of kids headed for Blach share a ride or vice versa. I don't see how any nonparents can really help with that.