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Bring on the Snarky Narrator

These are books that are so much fun your child won't even think about putting them down!

Ok, who doesn't get a kick out of a snarky narrator? You know the ones. They remind you that they are doing you a favor by simply existing in the book you are reading. They cry aghast at having to explain to you one more time why the main character must run away from the evil, bone-crushing monster that is terrorizing the innocent and hard-working townspeople.  They remind you how intellectually stunted you are by defining words you probably already know, and by "stunted" I mean small, undersized or diminutive.


But without a doubt, these narrators are wonderful characters that add a certain snide charm to any book and create some laugh-out-loud moments for your children. So bring on the snarky narrator and provide your kids with books they won't want to put down.

Title:    Vordak the Incomprehensible: How to Grow Up and Rule the World 

Author: Scott Seegert 

Target: Grades 3-6 

Series:  Yes 

What this book is about:

This book is handbook written in the voice of Vordak the Incomprehensible.  Keep in mind that he is an arrogant villain, whose tongue-in-cheek guide to ruling the world should be taken to the letter. From creating your evil name, picking out your super villain costume, finding your lair, to talking to your arch nemesis in cliches, he has the perfect advice for ruling the world! 

Why I love it:

This book is just plain funny.  I never stopped smiling while reading it, and I had to wait my turn; my kids wouldn’t give it up. Vordak is the perfect voice, with his diabolical plans given in the form of serious wisdom! The jokes are a bit repetitious, but I do have to say that they get funnier as the book goes on and remain clever to the end. Of course you have to love the irony that despite his egotism, Vordak is a completely unsuccessful villain. 

Who this book is for:

Kids who liked Diary of a Wimpy Kid will enjoy this book. Lots of graphics and silly laughs. Great for reluctant readers because of the handbook format. 

Final thoughts:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! (my evil laugh)  Once your kids get their hands on this book, beware!

To see my full selection of books featuring acerbic narrators, visit my blog at www.onegreatbook.com

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Nancy Morimoto June 11, 2013 at 05:26 pm
For all skill levels. (I got cut off.) Kids' hear athlete's inspiring stories and sing fun songsRead More too. See www.unionpc.org for details and registration forms.
David June 7, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Oh and they also take a spelling of "its" and put [sic] after it because they think theRead More possessive pronoun is spelled it's which is a common mistake. :) Since they cannot spell, they must be wrong.
David June 8, 2013 at 12:05 am
LASD wasn't faced with spending $20M on lawyers vs $200M on real estate. They think they can useRead More Raynor and keep the cost for one school down to $50M or so, but that will never be used by BCS. It will end up being either ruled illegal or it will be an albatross around the district's finances for years to come. They'll blame BCS for the stupid move. But what is really important is that ongoing legal battles or not, BCS had agreed to accept the split if only $500K more were spent on getting Blach into shape. While the only firm committment was for 1 year, it was obvious that LASD could have come back and gotten that agreement set for 3 years, by which time all sorts of dust would have settled. That was a wise option, and by far the cheaper one. There can always be new lawsuits. What you need to worry about is this years, just like the facilities process for charter schools.
Joan J. Strong June 8, 2013 at 12:35 am
Just because there is no rule requiring something doesn't mean there's necessarily a rule forbiddingRead More something. Otherwise walking with shoes on would be illegal. BCS has never, ever, ever agreed to "accept the split". That is a lie that the BCS regime and their sycophants repeat ad nauseum, but it's still a lie. Earlier this year they crafted a counter-offer over which they ALL BUT PROMISED TO SUE over. They carefully worded it in such a way that would be 100% consistent with a lawsuit over their very own counter-offer. In other words, BCS said, "if you don't accept this counter-offer that goes above and beyond the legally necessary facilities... we'll sue.... if you accept it... we'll sue anyhow". They think we're stupid. We're not.
David May 31, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Are you talking about having an associate teacher at each grade level or about the provision of aRead More special education aide for each grade level? Either one is very different from LASD but if you mean both that's very interesting. The aides are compensated at lower hourly rates than the teachers, but in LASD there is not even 1 full aide per school aside from SDC aides. Egan has no aides and Blach only has 0.80 FTE of aide time.
David May 31, 2013 at 01:12 pm
Oh, there are different kinds of aides. I referred to the 1-1 personal aides above. The resourcesRead More specialist certificated teachers at the LASD schools also work with aides and there are generally between 1 and 2 FTE of that kind of aide time at a school. Interestingly in this category Egan has 1 RSP and 0.8 classified time whereas Blach which has all the Jr High SDC classes not only has the staffing for that, but in the RSP area has 1.6 RSP teachers and 4.1 classified time as well. so more than SDC classes are concentrated at Blach.
Philip Aaronson May 31, 2013 at 01:51 pm
Sorry, yes, associate teachers. These are fully credentialed teachers. It's excellent as thereRead More appears to be much more natural coverage for teacher absences (vs. substitute teachers), maternity leaves, and they can work as aides for 1-1 time as well as an excellent training opportunity for less experienced teachers - all rolled into one.